I spent the weekend in the field trying to improve my botany skills. It was an exciting trip, and I will try to write about it in a future post. But it left me with no time to prepare a post for this week.
My Motto is, “If you have nothing nice to say, tell a joke…” 🙂
So here is an “oldie but goodie” I hope you enjoy. The joke has some “language” so it may not be appropriate for young readers.
The “Animal Game” One day a first grade teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a The teacher says, “See it’s long neck? What animal has a long neck?” Next she holds up a picture of a zebra. None of the students holds up Next she holds up a picture of a deer. None of the students recognize Johnny’s hand shoots up. “I know what it is!”, he shouts, “It’s a horny bastard!!!” 😀
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