7 Funny Bushcraft Jokes and Stories

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Nature has a sense of humor – So should we!

Nature has a sense of humor.  

Just look at the platypus – a head-on collision between a duck and a beaver.  That’s one funny looking animal!

Bushcrafters have a sense of humor, too.  Yes, some of us are curmudgeonly.  But once you get past the grizzled exterior, you’re awash in humorous stories and anecdotes.  You just need to be patient.

In a moment of repose we’ll spin a yarn or tell a joke.  Sometimes the hero is human.  But often it’s an animal protagonist doing something unusual or clever. 

And yes, I forgive the animal tracker who pranked me with a gopher snake

 

Let’s Get Funny

Sleeping bags are the soft tacos of the bear world.

Anonymous Bear

 

 

This past July 21 would have been Robin Williams’ 65th birthday.  The American actor and comedian brought tremendous joy to so many of us with his quick-fire wit and thoughtful observation.  His wild antics captured my attention as a child.  As an adult, I came to appreciate his enormous creativity and introspection.

As a tribute to Mr. Williams, here are seven jokes and humorous stories that appeared on NatureOutside the last few years.  Click the link or picture below to view the joke or story.

I hope you enjoy them.

 

7 Funny Bushcraft Jokes and Stories

Click the link or picture below to view the joke or story.

 

1. Prescription Strength Nature – A Hilarious Commercial for the Outdoors (Video)

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I absolutely love this mock commercial.  It’s hilarious and draws attention to the benefits of being outside in nature.  The video isn’t trying to scare you into going outside, it’s trying to lure you.  

It’s about time nature gets its own commercial!

 

 

2. It’s Knot Funny!

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Are you good at tying knots?  I’m not!  That’s why I enjoy this humorous music video about the infamous Trucker’s Hitch.

 

 

 

 

 

3.  Animal ID Joke

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There are not many animal ID jokes out there.  So here is an “oldie but goodie” I hope you enjoy.  This joke has some mild “language” so it may not be appropriate for young readers.

 

 

 

I discovered I scream the same way whether I’m about to be devoured by a Great White or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.
– Kevin James

 

 

4.  Animal Tracking Joke

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What happens when you mix corporations and animal tracking?

 

 

 

 

 

5.  Steve’s Best Outdoor Tips

BackpackR1PDI want to share some of my best outdoor tips with you.  I accumulated them over many years reading Internet forums on nature and bushcraft.  Most will make you chuckle and only a few will get you hospitalized.

I don’t like to brag, but I’ll bet you’ve never heard outdoor “tips” like these from reputable bushcraft experts.

 

 

 

 

6. Ranger night patrol

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Park rangers have a prestigious but demanding job.  Among their responsibilities is patrolling campgrounds at night.

This ranger does something I have always wanted to do.  He uses silent movement at night to have some fun with unwary campers at the park!

 

 

 

 

7.  See Sheep, Eat Sheep, Expense Sheep!

SheepNetSiberian bushcraft meets American expense report – and I’m caught in the middle!  A true story.

 

 

 

 

 

Bonus Joke

Do you know any good bushcraft or nature jokes?  Let me know about them by leaving a comment below.  In the meantime, here’s a bonus video.  Enjoy!

 

8.  Mouse Released into Wild Snatched by Hawk Ruins Good Deed

Red Tailed Hawk at Henry Coe State ParkI consider myself an “animal lover.”  But I just can’t keep from laughing at this video.  We’ve all been there.  Sometimes, things just don’t go as planned…

 

 

 

 

 

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